White Men Can't Jump (1992)
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Voice A: You're missing the whole point of me saying I'm thirsty. If I have a problem, you’re not supposed to solve it. Men always make the mistake of thinkin' they can solve a woman's problem. It makes them feel omnipotent.
Voice B: Omnipotent? Did you have a bad dream?
Voice A: It's their way of controlling a woman.
Voice B: Bringing them a glass of water?
Voice A: Baby, I got lots of jobs. I mean, I got the cable thing, I got the roof thing, I got the paint thing. Construction is a little slow right now, but basketball’s still puttin’ food on the table.
Voice B: Basketball isn't a real job.
Voice A: Oh wow, look at that. It's late. I gotta go. Can’t be late for the office. I'm working on this brand new shot, so...
Voice B: I'm sure it's a gorgeous shot. But I still want this house.
Voice A: Oh, man. I'm sorry, man. I thought I had it.
Voice B: I'm dead. I'm dog meat. She’s gonna dump me now.
Voice A: Look, I feel terrible, man. I had a lousy game.
Voice B: Shit, man. We're better than those guys. I've beat guys 10 times better than that!
Voice A: I know. It's my fault.
Voice B: It's nobody's fault. Sometimes the ball doesn't go down.
Voice A: Did Jeopardy call yet?
Voice B: Uh uh. Not yet. But you know something? I'm gonna need a nice dress, because when they call, you gotta be ready to go. Oh, I did the books of the Old Testament Want to hear them backwards?
Voice A: No.
Voice B: It's Malachi, Zechariah, Haggai and...
Voice A: Honey, please.
Voice B: And I did famous women and Foods That Start With q. You can't imagine how many foods actually start with the letter q.

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